Papa Roach Is Selling ‘Cut My Life Into Pizzas’ Cutters

Papa Roach's last resort? Selling "Cut My Life Into Pizzas" cutters.

The pizza cutters, a punny riff on the "cut my life into pieces" opening line of Papa Roach's 2000 hit "Last Resort," are part of the band's new Broken Home Goods line of home and kitchenware items – named after another song from their 2000 album Infest, “Broken Home.”

The collection also includes Papa's Roast Ego Drip Coffee, a "Grind These Beans Into Pieces" travel tumbler and a Papa's Kitchen apron, which Jacoby Shaddix and his bandmates have been proudly modeling on social media.

The production's official description touts Papa Roach's pizza cutters as "The perfect gift, the perfect stocking suffer and the perfect ironic kitchen tool for anyone who’s ever heard the classic tune."